Seeing Sex @ TV

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Does anybody watch NCIS? I do! And wow is Michael Weatherly hot! I had a dream I was on his lap...and to get him to see my way, I started grinding and humping on him. He was moaning the whole time, and he was getting harder by the second! Then Sean Murray was there too, and I sat on his lap too, and even started licking his dick in his shorts. But he never had his clothes off, I was playing with his dick on the outside of his shorts, which is a real turn on for me!

I get horny alot when I think about my dance teacher. Whenever he teaches our class, and he starts to sweat and breathe heavy, it turns me on. Also his dick starts flopping around sometimes in his shorts when he really gets into it. He older than me, but still I just can't help but imagine what he's like in bed. Or just to see him naked.

Working at MacDonald's might seem like shitty work for most people but it had it's advantages too. I was 16 when I started and quit at 18. Everybody there was horny all the time. Especially if you had a hot girl working there. Once we had this female manager who I had sex with a few times. And why not? I was a trim young guy whose dick was always hard and she was a girl in her late 20's whose husband turned out queer so go figure. You people are so fucking stupid to eat at MacDonald's especially at an intercity MacDonald's. There were no fucking rules. At night we'd cook food for ourselves to last for weeks, jerked off every fucking day (sometimes in front of each other to see who could get off the fastest) and even sold Mac-Toys on e-Bay even though we were suppose to give them to customers who we never gave a shit about. I got paid something like $5.50 an hour but was stealing a lot more than that every fucking day. With all my stealing during the summer when I worked full time, I was getting nearly a fucking grand a month. Did somebody say MacDonald's?

I'm 14 and my discharge is like cottage cheese... i'm scared is there something wrong? Honest answers please Thanks

my boyfriend who i intend on marrying is a marine. the first time he was away i cheated. i have never done it since. but i don't have any guilt because i know he will NEVER find out.

i know i should this but when i pee i have noticed that it sprays more than coming out straight. the question is why does it spray when i pee. any ladys please help.

One day I wore pajama pants to school and one of my friends depanted me in the hall. I didn't mind because all the girls saw me in my tight abercrombie white boxer briefs but then my 60 year old math teacher saw me. The teacher saw me in my underwear!

for my m8z birthday we had a disco and afterwards we went about n got drunk lol, my m8z frend asked me if he cood poke me coz we wer pissed, i sed no coz i didnt no wot to do, but im goin about with them agen on friday and he asked if id do it then shood i?

In the scheme of things this is pretty small, but annoying.The neighbour behind us has a cat who has started visiting our yard which I didn't mind, but now feels she owns our house.The other day she decided to come inside when the kids ran in so we had to carry her straight back out and home. Yesterday I heard noise in our laundry outside and went to investigate, and here was the cat curling up for a sleep on my washing machine YUK! I'm one of those people who believes animals belong outside, so of course I scrubbed down the laundry and now have to keep the door shut even when drying clothes in the dryer which is really a hassle. Why do cat owners feel that their cats have a right to roam anywhere, I wonder if they'd like my kids to come over and make themselves at home in their house?